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*AMAZING* Q: Who is god? Ans: Jesus Q: Is Jesus the son of Mary. A: Yes Q: Who created Mary? A: God. Q: Who is God? A: Jesus Q: Jesus is the begotten son. A: Yes Q: Who is his father? A: God. Q: Who is God? A: Jesus. Q: Jesus is a servant of God. A: Yes Q: Jesus died on the cross? A: Yes Q: Who resurrected him? A: God. Q: Is Jesus a messenger. A: Yes Q: Who sent him? A: God. Q: Who is God? A: Jesus. Q: Did Jesus worship while on earth. A: Yes Q: Whom did he worship? A: God. Q: Who is God? A: Jesus. Q: Did God have a beginning? A: No Q: Then who was born on 25/DEC? A: Jesus. Q: Is Jesus God. A: Yes Q: Where's God? A: In heaven. Q: How many Gods are there in heaven? A: Only one God. Q: Where's Jesus? A: He is seated on the right hand of his father. Q: Then how many are they in heaven? A: Only one God. Q: Then how many seats? A: one Q: where's Jesus? A: Seated next to God. Q: How are they seated on one chair? A: Its only unde...

1. 565 billion naira loot recovered in cash 2. Properties worth more than 3 trilllion seized from looters 3. Many untouchables including former army chiefs now standing Trial in courts for corruption. 4. Boko haram defeated. 5. Firm introduction of TSA 6. Cal- Itu road repaired completely. 7. 200,000 jobs created with Npower initiative. 8. Dignity of the Nigerian military restored. 9. Foreign reserve on a steady rise 10. Agelong Budget padding stopped. 11. Accountability in customs and other agencies of govt. 12. Corruption fought with judges facing trial. 13. Leakages and avenues to loot govt funds blocked. 14. Nigeria's image globally restored. 15. Increase in food production as can be seen with the surge in Rice production. 16. Efcc,Icpc now working at optimum capacity. 17. Nigeria's internal production capacity on the path of recovery. 18. Ajeokuta steel mill issues resolved, production to begin next year with employment capacity for 100,000. 19. Successful rem...

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